Friday, January 11, 2008

How Bad Does This Suck?

I think it only could be worse if it had been the spawn of Paris Hilton.

Anorexic, pill-popping, coke-addicted, wrong-way driving on the freeway celebutard Nicole Richie just had her Green Day* baby.

And named her Harlow.

I'm so sorry, baby girl. Your dad and I gave you a very pretty, unique name. Hope you enjoyed it before you read it about it tomorrow on PerezHilton.com

Edited to say 1) don't blog angry 2) Green Day kind of redeemed it for me. Good (shudder) Charlotte. Oh balls.

7 comments:

Stephanie said...

Don't bring Green Day into this! They rule, and they weren't involved in any way! But I did think of you when I saw that.

RJA said...

Green Day sucks balls.

Stacey Greenberg said...

OH NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Kristy said...

I'm so confused. What do green Day or Good Charlotte have to do with anything. You gotta lay it out for the old folks.

Melissa said...

The Baby Daddy of That Other Harlow is in a band called Good Charlotte which owes a huge apology to The Outfield for stealing their crappy sound.

RJA said...

The Outfield had their own sound?

jesshuntley said...

I thought of you and your beautiful baby girl when i read their baby name. At least your Harlow is NOT on the west coast... can you imagine what would have happened if they both ended up going to Crossroads or Le Lycee together?

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