1. Our Minds. My thought as I made the mistake of Krogering just after the Pronouncement.
2. the location of Memphis on the map. At last check, no where near Minnesota.
3. Decorum. Really, was it necessary to just abandon carts in the middle of the aisles and around the check out stands? Oh wait -. Did I miss the Rapture?
4. all of the white bread at Kroger. Judging by the topped out carts, this and Doritos will sustain you through the Icy Apocalypse.
5. the ability to drive. Hats and scarves and gloves and ski jackets apparently make it difficult to spot pedestrians in the parking lot.
6. Ice.
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