Monday, February 18, 2008

The Sucks Report

1. Harlow's month long cold/flu hybrid

2. Looking bad in grey.

3. Never feeling settled.

4. Constantly cleaning, but the house never looks like we do.

5. I don't know how to quit you, Coke.

6. Murphy

7. Andy

8. The Kitten

9. Pets in general.

10. the compulsion to buy cilantro and Italian parsley everytime I grocery shop, forgetting that I did, buying more and adding to it the decomposed mess in the produce drawer

11. The Memphis Flea Market

12. Ditch the Bitch and Lets Go Fishing stickers at the flea market

13. People contemplating buying the above stickers unironically

13. Trucks of puppies at the flea market

14. Testifying at 201 Poplar

15. ID'ing the wrong guy in the lineup

16. hypoglycemia

17. not being able to find girl scouts selling cookies at predictable haunts

18. cornmeal pancakes without the 3 tablespoons of butter that was supposed to go in it

19. snot. lots of it.

20. catching 10 Things I Hate About You with Heath and just being really sad


Stephanie said...

I'm happy to know I'm not the only person who does #10.

warren said...

That's weird...Ditto on the 10.
As for #5, a Coke habit can be pretty hard to kick. Switch to some good green tea.